Pretty much what goes down at my school:
Girl:I have no talents.
Me:*looks up from book* You do have talents,but it's rather obvious that intelligence & freethinking aren't a skill of yours.
Girl:And I should listen to the creep in the corner becuase?
Me:Because you can't detect the insult that I hid in that sentence. *continues reading*
I'm a blunt person. Get over it.