Fire away,guys.

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Nevermore

I am:

An unwanted

 

 A Special

Asexual

Freezyoubrain

 

Queen of horror stories & teller of morbid jokes

 

Proud Slytherin

 

"Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead."

 

"And Montrasaur is like DUDE INDEED"-Red

 Valar Doheris

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paper 

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-Dark Dreamer (Kira)

 

I love reading (like anyone around here), drawing and music 

 

A Special

 

LA CANCIÓN SECRETA DEL MUNDO

 

"I'm a Defector" -Muse

 

 

 

Goal in life: be noticed by one of my idols |checked|

 

Dead

A kitchen magnet.

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Cleverfighting

Or just Cleaver

 

I love arachnids and insects  

 

Sticks & stones break my bones but it doesn't mean words can't hurt me

 

Remember the lost

I'm still a patched up, crazy matryoshka doll

Square M&Ms 

 

Cockroaches have feelings too

@Person who suggested paper because I don't remember your user or nickname:You could be smothered in several tons of papers & suffocate.

@Cleverfighting:If the kitchen magnet was small enough,you could put it in your mouth,swallow it,& choke.

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Nevermore

I am:

An unwanted

 

 A Special

Asexual

Freezyoubrain

 

Queen of horror stories & teller of morbid jokes

 

Proud Slytherin

 

"Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead."

 

"And Montrasaur is like DUDE INDEED"-Red

 Valar Doheris

 

 

 

 

 

 

What about Chalk dust?

I'm trying to find the most harmless things possible, but my brain keeps pointing out ways it could kill me. It's making this rather difficult. XD

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Cleverfighting

Or just Cleaver

 

I love arachnids and insects  

 

Sticks & stones break my bones but it doesn't mean words can't hurt me

 

Remember the lost

I'm still a patched up, crazy matryoshka doll

Square M&Ms 

 

Cockroaches have feelings too

If you were severely allergic to chalk dust & inhaled it,it could cause an allergic reaction that could possibly close off of your lungs & you'd die from oxygen deprivation.

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Nevermore

I am:

An unwanted

 

 A Special

Asexual

Freezyoubrain

 

Queen of horror stories & teller of morbid jokes

 

Proud Slytherin

 

"Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead."

 

"And Montrasaur is like DUDE INDEED"-Red

 Valar Doheris

 

 

 

 

 

 

Asthma attack could be a cause of death too.

 

How about a plastic straw?

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Cleverfighting

Or just Cleaver

 

I love arachnids and insects  

 

Sticks & stones break my bones but it doesn't mean words can't hurt me

 

Remember the lost

I'm still a patched up, crazy matryoshka doll

Square M&Ms 

 

Cockroaches have feelings too

Someone could'ev cut it up into small peices-small enough to choke on & put it in your food.You'd choke to death.

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Nevermore

I am:

An unwanted

 

 A Special

Asexual

Freezyoubrain

 

Queen of horror stories & teller of morbid jokes

 

Proud Slytherin

 

"Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead."

 

"And Montrasaur is like DUDE INDEED"-Red

 Valar Doheris

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're good. I couldn't even think of one for that.

Um... What about a ring?

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Cleverfighting

Or just Cleaver

 

I love arachnids and insects  

 

Sticks & stones break my bones but it doesn't mean words can't hurt me

 

Remember the lost

I'm still a patched up, crazy matryoshka doll

Square M&Ms 

 

Cockroaches have feelings too

Dirt

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Faith

 

~Carpe Diem~

 

 

Queen of wolves and ravens

Owner of the Sparkwings

 

"If I don't show it, doesn't mean I don't feel it"

"Normal people have no idea how beautiful the darkness is..."

 

 

No longer active anymore, please remember me

 

There's a lot of choking involved with these. XD

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Bobcat

        Here there be salamanders

Proud Mormon!

          #Uniteabrow

 

     "A student in bed will remain in bed,

          unless acted upon by a large enough panic."

                -Newton's Lesser Known 4th Law of Motion

/298740 ;D

A knife 

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    Sally

 

HAMMOCFLAVORED DRINK FAMILY

 

I have loved you all for years, and I will never stop.

My friends, my family, stay awesome.

 

#fluffeh

#rememberthelost

If the ring was made out of lead,& you decided to put it in your mouth because you were an idiot,you'd die from lead poisoning.Not immediately of course,but you'd still die.

 

The dirt could kill you because somebody could bury you alive in it & you'd suffocate.

 

You could be stabbed with the knife,or stab yourself with it.

 

 

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Nevermore

I am:

An unwanted

 

 A Special

Asexual

Freezyoubrain

 

Queen of horror stories & teller of morbid jokes

 

Proud Slytherin

 

"Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead."

 

"And Montrasaur is like DUDE INDEED"-Red

 Valar Doheris

 

 

 

 

 

 

a slipper

 

A bathroom rug

 

An ice cube

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zoe♥

Queen of oreos

#raptorsquadisbest

 dont play games with a girl who can play better

Perfectly imperfect ❤

 

My sistas: Mary, sarah, rylee

when you have crazy friends you have crazy times

 

 I'll never forget all u awesome people!

 

 

Cereal

 

Baseball cap

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 I love to read horror.          Playing the drums are part of my life.

 

I would call myself a nerd.

If you've got a problem,deal with it. I still feel bad for you though.

 

 

Huuuuge skillet fan.

 

Ravenclaw

bump.

 

suggestions?

 

A book?

 

good one.

 

HMMM. A lamp.

Another good one.

 

Fight...........

 

-facepalm-

 

Ignore her, her vocabulary constists of one word: 'fight'. Only Sarah can understand her.

 

*nods*

 

MUHAHAHA

 

NOT AGAIN!

 

I thought we lost this kid back in another thread!

 

Fight. *shrugs*

 

Wait what?!

 

YOU BROUGHT HIM WITH US?!?!?!?!?!

 

*innocent smile*

 

I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT FIGHT AT HOME!

 

-groans-

 

*grins*

 

Fight is just the kindest one here. O_O

 

Fight! *smiles*

 

-walks off-

 

Wait Shannonnnn you're nice too!

 

-ignores-

 

SOooooooo....seeing how we're apparently stuck with this guy what should we call him?

 

*raises eyebrow*

 

UMMM. We could call him Nico?

 

I don't really care that sounds fine.

 

-continues ignoring-

 

Fight. *nods at name suggestion*

 

Fine by me.

 

Sooo back on topic...............Nico what do you suggest for the thread?

 

Spoon.

 

*thinks of lots of ways a spoon could kill you*

OK GREAT!

 

 

 

 

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SARAH

 

'Don't change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.'

 

#1D4ever

 

#TakeTheStand

 

I'm a DIRECTIONER  and a ROADIE

         

 

#RememberZoe

 

 

 

 

 

 

What about air?

nuh you could have too much air but what about music?

*enters* you could die of exsposure............

liz stop it!

* pushes the two apart* whoa calm down. I think 

reading 

talking

bacterial tonsillitis 

siblings

cousins 

family

That's it!

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Talking could definitely kill you.

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SARAH

 

'Don't change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.'

 

#1D4ever

 

#TakeTheStand

 

I'm a DIRECTIONER  and a ROADIE

         

 

#RememberZoe

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUMP

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SARAH

 

'Don't change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.'

 

#1D4ever

 

#TakeTheStand

 

I'm a DIRECTIONER  and a ROADIE

         

 

#RememberZoe

 

 

 

 

 

 

One word, potato 

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    Sally

 

HAMMOCFLAVORED DRINK FAMILY

 

I have loved you all for years, and I will never stop.

My friends, my family, stay awesome.

 

#fluffeh

#rememberthelost

Ice cream.

 

Listening to music!

 

An electric outlet.

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Knock knock, who's there?

It's me,

Candy

 

joined jan. 5, 2016|she/her|ultimate daydreamer

what am i doing... all the way up here?

perpetually confused|in way too many fandoms|feeling okay, sort of

summer's december--story @/322422

 

**

You could slip on the ice cube & fall down the stairs & break your neck.

You could eat the shoe (Yes,people have eaten shoes) & choke on it.

If somebody covered you in the bathroom rug & cut off your air supply,you'd suffocate.

 

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Nevermore

I am:

An unwanted

 

 A Special

Asexual

Freezyoubrain

 

Queen of horror stories & teller of morbid jokes

 

Proud Slytherin

 

"Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead."

 

"And Montrasaur is like DUDE INDEED"-Red

 Valar Doheris

 

 

 

 

 

 

a super tiny crumb  not even a mouse could eat

[boo-ya]

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Yep, it’s....

Star

 

Meow

 

I don't care if someone talks bad about me. I am what I am, and no one can change that!

 

GANG: BonBon, 

i love these things

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Yep, it’s....

Star

 

Meow

 

I don't care if someone talks bad about me. I am what I am, and no one can change that!

 

GANG: BonBon, 

like really love

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Yep, it’s....

Star

 

Meow

 

I don't care if someone talks bad about me. I am what I am, and no one can change that!

 

GANG: BonBon, 

My Deepest Drarkest Secret.

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Love

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The person you love back stabs you, probably by stabbing you in the back.

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